September 28

Check out who was born on this day:

Gwyneth Paltrow
John Sayles
Janeane Garofalo
Mira Sorvino
Brigitte Bardot
Hilary Duff
Bam Margera
Se Ri Pak
Naomi Watts
Moon Unit Zappa
Steve Largent
Charley Taylor
Irving Fryar
Carre Otis
Ben E. King
Ethel Rosenberg
Al Capp
Max Schmeling
Ed Sullivan
Michelangelo Merisi

Check out who died:

Geoffrey Beane (Thanks for the shirt)
Althea Gibson
Miles Davis
Ferdinand Marcos
Harpo Marx
Louis Pasteur
Herman Melville

Stevie Wonders 2 volume "Songs In The Key of Life" came out 9/28/75. Got it in the player right now.

That's right Craig, look what dropped on this date as well:

1991 O.P.P., - Naughty By Nature

NO BULLSHIT! I should crank it every hour on the hour. I almost had a heart attack.

Spartacus 2005

Think rebel against the Dominican Republic instead of Rome.

Filming is currently going on now. The setting of course is the Dom. Rep. This photograph was taken on set down there. Pictured are the new fresh blood of young actors emerging in the D.R. They are dressed in character that is: Spartacus, Marcus, and Varinia. Spartacus sporting the upsidedown and backwards visor. Displaying his angst during the throes of the oppressive revolutionary DR gov't. Of course they incorporate these new age chariots to really bring the story full circle. Toyota is the chariot of choice. The locals say that Toyotas run for so long and can be powered also by so many means (One local claims a mixture of cheap american beer, red bull (or any taurine derivative), and urine(preferably from a male) can run one). They also claim that because of their durability they are actually looser. Sick bastards. Anyway, heading up the direction of this feature is Craig and Su Sander. Outside of busting out med school on the side for fun, filmmaking and cinematography has become their true passion and calling. Craig has put himself fully into the study of Dominican history. Su has started to help new celebrities understand the culture of the DR. Most notably for Su was her aid to a young Cincuenta Centavos come out of the NYC hoods and develop his hip hop in the DR. She has also developed a program to help gangstas overcome gunshot wounds through the hospital that currently provides her training.
Together these bright young minds will bring us what they are considering as their magna opus if you will. This production of the famous Spartacus. We will update in the coming weeks to let people know how this production comes together.

The NCDMV welcomes The Cut into his 30th year!!


My license was expiring on September 28th. My thirtieth birthday. I go to the NCDMV office to get my new license. I go through the usual sight and sign tests. I screwed up on a couple, but he lets it slide. I like the lighthouse option. He sits me down for my picture. He gives me my new license and I'm out the door. After arriving at Lenny's cut I throw him the new license so he can examine it.

"Z, Did you notice the hair color?."

"Huh, what are you talking about Lenny?"

"It's gray!"

"What?"

"Fucking asshole DMV man!"


My old license says "BRO" for brown hair. He let me keep it.

My new license says "GRY".

Didn't ask me. Didn't forwarn me about the subtle change. Nothing. Nada. None ya. The harsh realities of old age. Thanks so much DMV man. I hope your hair falls out in your sleep tonight.

GO REDSKINS!!

CHANTICLEERS




roosters with clear sounding cocka-doodle-dos. name of rooster character in "Reynard The Fox" Name of the mascot of Coastal Carolina University in Conway, SC 9 miles from Myrtle Beach. Also know as the team with the 12 game winning streak that beat last years 1AA champ James Madison last week only to come to Boone, North Carolina to get mauled 30-3.


http://www.goasu.com/?page=202&article=4935&fromPage=137

Richie Williams!

It's reasons like Ophy here that I chose the Lighthouse option of my NCDL. UNCDub ain't seen nothing like this since the Blizzard kid took 'em to the tourney.

Redskins Week 1

Here we go again. Instead this time we will jump on the subject now, not in week 10. Did Joe G. make the right call? If Ramsey returns to the game does he at least produce a touchdown? Brunell did not and had one of the worst passer ratings in the league last year. John Hall scored all of the team's points in the victory. So of course the football gods injure him to make him unavailable for Monday night's game against the Cowgirls. This game has become huge for the division race right off the bat. With a win the Skins will be 2-0 and the cowgirls 1-1. The Saints right now at their highest power of saintlitude after beating the Panthers (who ereebody says will win the whole shooting match)wins as well on Monday the Giants will be 1-1. Philly loses, 0-2. Skins 1st, going into week 3(Bye week though!)? Thank you Clinton Portis, but stop the attempts at showboating. You look stupid. You need to look mean like Stephen Davis used to. You have this sort of feminine mystique that you need to lose. We know you have the speed and moves and finesse, but you need to bring the power and the mean streak. You are the type of player that motivates everybody on the team and really gets the crowd into it. The guy replacing John Hall looks like a keeper. It says that Novak is the leading scorer in ACC history. Not bad. The only things I don't know about right now is how Lavar played or if he did at all, and how's the all important in the Gibbs system TE position looking like?

Just put Jason Campbell in.

or maybe Dannie Snyder's master plan is a high dollar vet QB like the Skins ain't had in years, if at all. The one thing he hasn't landed with all his money yet.

enough.

Just click on the Alabama vs. Southern Miss Game and check out that catch. Sick!

http://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/05GameChangingPerformance/?source=espn_keyword

For all you Raven haters:

Florida State 13
The Citadel 10

Halftime

Does this represent the best half of football in history for The Citadel?

check the before and afters:










I thought this was kind of amusing because school buses were to play a large part during emergenicies in New Orleans. Buses help because you can transport large groups of people with one vehicle. Imagine what you can do with a whole bunch of buses.

My research has continued. I've found that it really is I Ain't No Holla' Back Girl instead of I Ain't No Harlem Black Girl. Not to mention names from Maryland and a very fruitful North Carolina State Squad. Without any further ado:

Barrod Heggs-DE, MD
D'Qwell Jackson-LB, MD
Durrell Wooten-WR, MD
Jeris Smith-LB, MD
Lamart Barret-WR, NCST
Martrel Brown-DT, NCST
Guerlin Dervil-LB, NCST
Jamelle Eugene-DB, NCST
Merci Falaise-T, NCST
Meaves Green-G, NCST
Tramain Hall-WR, NCST
Kalani Hepp-C, NCST
LaMarte McGhee-T, NCST
Jeraill McCuller-OL, NCST
Orrick Quick-LB, NCST
Jacarius Wright-S, NCST
Yomi Ojo-G, NCST

If you had them all to your parents house for dinner how would you go about introducing them:

"Hey Mom this is my friend Guerlin Dervil, He will be eating dinner with us!"

"Oh, It's nice to meet you Mr. Dervil!"
Dad in the back den reading the paper:

"Ain't nobody inviting no whirling devil to dinner under my roof!"

Will Randy Moss go Southern Conferance style and get 3 TDs tonight in New England or will the defense put the clamps on.

Will The Cut go Tiger Woods at http://www.roanvalleygolf.com/ tomorrow.

My friend Gabe answered a call at Cheap Joe's Art Supply. Yes on the other end was none other than Barvel Dingwell. No Lie he says. To this day the name sticks with him like the taste of the stuff they squirt in your wisdom teeth holes.

Names, names, and more names. More ACC for your head:

• Hivera Green-DT, VA Tech
• Omar Hashish(is that legal)-DE, VA Tech
• Vygngley(?)Moore-S, VA Tech
• Mahlon Carey-S, UNC
• Kyndraus Guy(I guess he's nice?)-DT, UNC
• Durell Mapp-LB, UNC
• Derrele Mitchell-WR, UNC
• Jarwarski Pollack-WR, UNC
• Ajenavi Eziemefe-RB, GA Tech
• KaMichael Hall-LB, GA Tech
• Finesse Usher-CB, GA Tech
• Jahi Word-Daniels-CB, GA Tech

All you happy couples out there expecting a new ray of light in the world, don't try these at home. Remember I'm bringing these from the real. Unadulterated.

University of Kansas Football BEWARE! Just ask Wake Forest and Auburn. Just look past 9/10/05 to another matchup that seems more important.

I know that Chief Rehnquist just died and all. It is bad news and eurybody in the club gettin' tipsy knew this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050904/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_obit_rehnquist_1
but that is no reason to break into a close Clemson vs. Texas A&M game in the fourth quarter to let us know. Just wait till after the game. It's not too much to ask. It was almost the modern day college version of the "Heidi" game done all over again. At least let me watch an ACC team prevail as an underdog. I get my whole life to put up with another Bush appointment to our beloved high court. God help us!


I wish they would have cut to Chris Tucker again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mississippi Hill Country Blues loses one of the greatest.

R.I.P. R.L.!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050902/en_music_eo/17287

Seen him twice and he's a bad Motherfucker.

I find extreme enjoyment in the different names you can find in college football. I will invite anybody that wants to help me on this quest. so lay up in the cut and lets check some names that have come up:

I started in the Atlantic Coast Conference:

• Baraka Atkins-DL, MIA
• Dumaka Atkins (brother)-C, FSU
• Olu Babalola-DE, CLEM
• D'Brickashaw Ferguson!-T, VA
• La'Donte Harris-WR, CLEM
• Quadtrine Hill-RB, MIA
• Tavaghn Monts-S, CLEM
• Sinorice Moss-WR, MIA
• Kwakou Robinson-DE, VA
• Quentez Ruffin-OL, CLEM
• Chansi Stuckey-WR,CLEM
• Etta Etta Tawo-DT, CLEM
• Craphonso Thorpe-WR, FSU
• Kamerion Wimbley-DE, FSU

This is just a starter. Bring the names. I love this shit. I can laugh all day at some of deez.

Matt Geoffrion has sent a special name in that needs recognition. High School phenom: Donkay Degraffenreid outta Rock Hill South Cacalak. Thanks Matt. Remember you are my lawyer now.