Finally something cool happening in the NFL!

Clinton Portis Thursday Press Conference.

What are you waiting for, clicky, clicky!!

http://www.redskins.com/news/multimedia.jsp

"Win and we're in."

"Your damn right, I ain't come this far spending my lonely nights on road trips using neanderthal masturbation techniques for nothing."

"Win and we're in."

"Yes master."

Appalachian State University Division 1-AA Football National Champions 2005

This is Exhibit A & B in regards to the ASU Nat'l C'ship. Jason Hunter taking it to the house. No purple attire allowed. Richie taking it up a degree and winning a national championship. Pain is accepted.

December 10, 2005

This will be an easy date to remember in regards to Boone, North Carolina simply because it is the best day in the history of the town. To win the game against Furman in our town and to continue the school record home winning streak and to earn a spot in the Division 1-AA National Championship on Friday night in Chattanooga, TN was unbelievable. The fans made their way down on the field and infiltrated the sidelines before the game was done to the chagrin of Furman's coach. The goalposts came down with surgical precision except for the chick whose clavical was broken when it slammed down on here shoulder. Then it looked like a scene from War of the Worlds as the both sets of goalposts were carried down Stadium Drive, Rivers Street and brought up King Street. The HUGE hoard of people made the roads unpassable in any kind of vehicle. It must have been a scene as out of towners eating at Our Daily Bread looked out the window to, "Look honey I didn't realize there was some kind of parade today, that's a weird goalpost float thing." Some of the crowd cut through campus to catch up with the goalposts. While at Samford Mall some dude was inspired by the moment so he took off his clothes and started running in circles buck naked. At this point your like man, "This shit is crazy". Richie Williams graduated at the 6pm ceremony walking across the stage in a black boot on his left ankle to the roar of the convocation crowd. He said that he would probably be able to play on Friday. The Cut is a little hoarse today due to screams of, "Ingle Martin is Chris Leak's backup still!" and,"Paladins are homosexual Knights!" and "Purple Pansies!" Unbelievable day!

Go For 2, For Old Time Sake.

Well, we've gone and done it now. The Mountaineers have continued a school record winning streak, got a home game in the 1AA semifinal, got a chance to face Furman(for the first time ever in the postseason) to right the three point wrong in Greenville, South Cacalak, made it on live television (ESPN2) at high noon on Saturday, caused Fall graduation to be rescheduled(congrats Dan and Big D), and made us have to tailgate starting at 8am?? I guess you add an egg and hollandaise sauce to whatever you eat to assimilate with the time of the day. The weather is supposed to be sunny, but cold. Much better than not being able to feel your toes by the fourth quarter in the rain against the Southern Illinois Salukis, which by the way is still a homosexual breed of dog. The Cut managed to make it on the ESPNU coverage, so motivation only becomes more intense for ESPN2. This is basically a Kidd Brewer coming out party and my palms are sweaty, vomit on my sweater already, but I'm calm and ready.

Quick shout out to Dexter Coakley. ASU's pride and joy, much love and sorry about the ankle dislocation and leg fracture. Cweet, Ladle, and Ladlest out a Ram linebacker, but if it had to happen at least it was at the hands of the 'Skins.

To that African American lady that said the levees were purposely blown up in New Orleans life's too short to be delusional.

To Tookie Williams I hope your children's books keep kids from joining gangs and somehow bring those people you killed back to life. Maybe the insects that Darwin considered beautiful specimans will feed off your rotting corpse.

To Edgan Atsur and Ilian Emtimov you can only hope to contain Doug Mc-Will and DJ.