December 10, 2005

This will be an easy date to remember in regards to Boone, North Carolina simply because it is the best day in the history of the town. To win the game against Furman in our town and to continue the school record home winning streak and to earn a spot in the Division 1-AA National Championship on Friday night in Chattanooga, TN was unbelievable. The fans made their way down on the field and infiltrated the sidelines before the game was done to the chagrin of Furman's coach. The goalposts came down with surgical precision except for the chick whose clavical was broken when it slammed down on here shoulder. Then it looked like a scene from War of the Worlds as the both sets of goalposts were carried down Stadium Drive, Rivers Street and brought up King Street. The HUGE hoard of people made the roads unpassable in any kind of vehicle. It must have been a scene as out of towners eating at Our Daily Bread looked out the window to, "Look honey I didn't realize there was some kind of parade today, that's a weird goalpost float thing." Some of the crowd cut through campus to catch up with the goalposts. While at Samford Mall some dude was inspired by the moment so he took off his clothes and started running in circles buck naked. At this point your like man, "This shit is crazy". Richie Williams graduated at the 6pm ceremony walking across the stage in a black boot on his left ankle to the roar of the convocation crowd. He said that he would probably be able to play on Friday. The Cut is a little hoarse today due to screams of, "Ingle Martin is Chris Leak's backup still!" and,"Paladins are homosexual Knights!" and "Purple Pansies!" Unbelievable day!