Thursday, December 08, 2005

Go For 2, For Old Time Sake.


Well, we've gone and done it now. The Mountaineers have continued a school record winning streak, got a home game in the 1AA semifinal, got a chance to face Furman(for the first time ever in the postseason) to right the three point wrong in Greenville, South Cacalak, made it on live television (ESPN2) at high noon on Saturday, caused Fall graduation to be rescheduled(congrats Dan and Big D), and made us have to tailgate starting at 8am?? I guess you add an egg and hollandaise sauce to whatever you eat to assimilate with the time of the day. The weather is supposed to be sunny, but cold. Much better than not being able to feel your toes by the fourth quarter in the rain against the Southern Illinois Salukis, which by the way is still a homosexual breed of dog. The Cut managed to make it on the ESPNU coverage, so motivation only becomes more intense for ESPN2. This is basically a Kidd Brewer coming out party and my palms are sweaty, vomit on my sweater already, but I'm calm and ready.

Quick shout out to Dexter Coakley. ASU's pride and joy, much love and sorry about the ankle dislocation and leg fracture. Cweet, Ladle, and Ladlest out a Ram linebacker, but if it had to happen at least it was at the hands of the 'Skins.

To that African American lady that said the levees were purposely blown up in New Orleans life's too short to be delusional.

To Tookie Williams I hope your children's books keep kids from joining gangs and somehow bring those people you killed back to life. Maybe the insects that Darwin considered beautiful specimans will feed off your rotting corpse.

To Edgan Atsur and Ilian Emtimov you can only hope to contain Doug Mc-Will and DJ.

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