“spins helplessly in the middle of the frame like a toilet cucumber begging for a mercy flush.”

I didn't know what to do. I just clicked on it and............. Just give me a quarter what you paid them. Nevermind I'll do it for free. It can't be real. Don't click on the video. Is Richie immortalized in it. Did somebody tell his agent. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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